Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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