I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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