i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
