There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
high people should be assigned attendants
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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