Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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