Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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