Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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