what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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