This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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