I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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