: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
