Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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