we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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