awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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