I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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