How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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