Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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