I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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