Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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