Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
