haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
