Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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