Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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