If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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