what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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