Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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