Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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