Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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