we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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