I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
