Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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