This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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