From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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