Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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