that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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