So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
