Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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