He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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