Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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