I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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