He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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