is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
