Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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