Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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