The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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