either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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