Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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