Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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