Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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