I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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