yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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